Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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