i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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