The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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