I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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