Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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