her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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