Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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