My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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