Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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