I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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