I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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