I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If you need anything just hit me up
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?