I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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