seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
we should paint friendship bongs
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