some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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