i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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