To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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