Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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