Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
