is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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