i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
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You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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