I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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