How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Houston, we have a blender
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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