I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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