that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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