question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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