I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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