OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
i think my mom watched the whole time
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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