She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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