Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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