quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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