i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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