That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Do plants get herpes?
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