while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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