Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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