Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
we're so committed to being not committed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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