You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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