i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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