She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i dont even know how to be here
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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