he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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