He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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