Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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