So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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