just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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