Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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