What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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