Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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