so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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