Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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