In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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