Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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