We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
smell my finger.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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