She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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